2
32

[–] Datagod 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago 

That must be a big bottle of shampoo to last 45 years.

0
5

[–] jokersmild 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"rimshot"

0
3

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is that your gay porn name?

1
1

[–] hiyageorgie 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Rim job

0
4

[–] Apathy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I find it highly disturbing that you see no issue with tooth paste and deodorant lasting 45 years.

0
7

[–] Datagod 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If I knew what they were, I would be concerned.

0
1

[–] E-werd 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't know about toothpaste, but for the deodorant maybe he bought right guard for his left arm by accident and rarely used it.

8
-6

0
11

[–] AngryAmerican 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Um...this is awkward but now that you mention it I did the same thing this morning and I'm also in my forties.

0
10

[–] 1moar 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You guys definitely need to consummate this somehow...

0
11

[–] ReginaldPluntfarb 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How did you do all of that at the same time?

0
10

[–] TAThatBoomerang 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The stars aligned perfectly. His destiny was set.

0
9

[–] 6393629? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

you know what always impressed me? people who have the ability to finish a stick of chapstick. I ALWAYS FUCKING LOSE THEM

0
8

[–] tanukihat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm always shocked when I finish a lighter. It becomes special, and I hang on to the empty lighter for a few more days.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

0
0

[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I keep my dead lighters until my zippo's flint dies, then I dismantle a lighter for its flint. Never had a bic flint die before the fluid ran out.

0
1

[–] Fenrirwulf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or they go into the washer and just washes away.

0
8

[–] tanukihat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I always feel weird when I have to buy multiple hygiene items at once. I wonder if the cashier thinks I've been a slob my whole life and just decided to clean myself for the first time today.

0
7

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

now buy them at the same time so you run out again at the same time.

0
6

[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Always buy backup supplies.

0
10

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

also always buy a plunger before you need one.

0
1

[–] tcp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That wouldn't work. You have to use half of what's left in a nearly empty product so that you never have to buy them again.

1
6

[–] wrok-wrok 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I have a jumbo pack of q-tips that im pretty sure I will have to pass onto my grandchildren if I ever expect it to be finished.

0
5

[–] Vaati 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Call me when the shampoo and conditioner run out in unison.

load more comments ▼ (8 remaining)