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"Cocks not glocks" is an actual protest cry. This is based on a real protest where people protested having guns on campus with dildos and campaigning to be able to "open carry" sex toys.
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[–] massiveprivilege 2 points 8 points 10 points (+10|-2) ago
Better to put this on a shirt. It will scare americans even more.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Is that the ingredients for Ranch Soup?
[–] Sosacms 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Love it
[–] [deleted] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
[–] primar 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Then run as soon as you hear the words "fisting" or "polyamory"
[–] TAThatBoomerang 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This was actually pretty good.
[–] alalzia 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't get it (European...) this means you need more pistols and less dildos ?
[–] 6347513? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I means that if you are ever in the unfortunate situation where you need a gun, it's better to have one than not have one.
This is a wonderful example. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
If the girl had a gun instead of a cell phone she could have shot the bear instead of calling her mom and crying about a bear slowly eating her.
[–] frankenmine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Would a handgun take down a bear or just make it angrier?
[–] julovac 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bypass YouTube age verification Improved
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[–] afsa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I appreciate him using it so I don't need the script
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Dashippy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Cocks not glocks" is an actual protest cry. This is based on a real protest where people protested having guns on campus with dildos and campaigning to be able to "open carry" sex toys.
[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Stop or I will spray my load all over your face!"(not 100% sure) and "Cocks not Glocks!"
[–] stillinit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
lol
[–] A_Colostomy_Bag ago
That's like the boa constrictor song in real life.