This is copied from a comment I made earlier.
I suppose it's story time, then!
Shoes make me angry, because all they do is make your feet reek from trapped bacteria and cost way too much money. Despite living somewhere that's rather rocky and cold, I've learned to walk everywhere barefoot. Unfortunately, this has led me to sometimes forget shoes when they're "required".
I once forgot to bring shoes to the library. It would take more than an hour of driving to go get shoes, so fuck that. I walk back out to my car, looking for anything I can wear on my feet. Lo and Behold, I wind up walking through the library wearing gloves on my feet.
Worst part: by pure chance, my crush was there that day.
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[–] Bison_Rider 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you're a man, you should know that women judge men by their shoes.
If you're a woman, find yourself a nice foot-fetishist. He'll love you to pieces.