I think earlier today the lady at the sandwich station told me I was being lazy for not asking for more sandwiches. First, I was asking about sandwiches for a long time but no one would give me a good one. Second, I really only want ultra-premium sandwiches if I'm going out to a restaurant, although I've been ordering delivery sandwiches just to see if maybe there was a decent delivery place. Most of them had soggy bread and like one slice of Carl Biddig turkey and the only one that was decent gave me salmonella.
Delivery is one thing but going out to find the fucking sandwich is another thing because that takes a long time and there's no guarantee I will even see a gourmet sandwich place, and even if I did go hunting for one over and over and over and eventually found one, the cashier would probably be a Scientologist who would tell me that gourmet sandwiches aren't for me, even if I want to pay; they're only for little bitches who aren't about anything.
Even if I did find a great sandwich, not just great but truly ultra-premium, it would probably have this non-submissive attitude that I don't want to deal with from a sandwich because the truth is that all your sandwich belong to me and that's not the right way to be my sandwich. In the meantime I'm just waiting on the sandwich makers' union to get that paperwork squared away because I don't want to deal with a sandwich that doesn't yet understand my legitimate sandwich authority.
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Are you sure we're actually talking about "sandwiches" here.......
[–] coldfusion2 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
hilarious
[–] 7even6ix2wo [S] ago (edited ago)
Thanks I wish I felt like it was hilarious that people are always talking at me about my life while pretending to talk to someone else about something else. It's like if you're that interested why not just talk to me instead of seeing whether or not I turn my head when you start dropping the details you stalked off my facebook?
There's just no way for me to respond directly when people talk at me like that and then I end up making these posts because in fact I do want to respond when people start making declarations about my life within earshot of me, and particularly so when those declarations are not well informed. I'm as likely to turn my head if you declare a lie that I've heard before as if you declare something true so I don't think talking at me is a strong diagnostic tool. It is weak.
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[–] 7even6ix2wo [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
No it's just if I would say this to a person to whom it would be relevant they would act like they didn't understand the context or why I was telling them so I just put it here. I think that paperwork is probably getting close to finalized too by now.