Anon Archived TIL: "reasonable prosecutor" means "A lawyer who does not want to be suicided." (whatever)
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Anon Archived TIL: "reasonable prosecutor" means "A lawyer who does not want to be suicided." (whatever)
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[–] Avnomke 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Most reasonable people value their lives.
[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Most reasonable prosecutors value justice. A federal prosecutor should not be afraid of a crook.
[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
You are just adorable.
[–] luckyguy ago
Assuming they aren't crooks themselves. I promise you federal prosecuters are.
[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I just realized - Hillary Clinton said yesterday she would keep Lynch on as Attorney General. Obviously this means "if she's elected" and means "if she's not indicted"
I know it sounds artificial, but isn't this a pretty stark example of corruption? "If you don't charge me, I'll make sure you get a sweet job"?
[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 4 points 0 points 4 points (+4|-4) ago
And isn't this also a pretty stark?
[–] [deleted] 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
[–] ISlooshyYou 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
So very sad, yet so very true.
Although I saw this coming and I'm not surprised, I'm still curious why the fbi (they don't deserve to be capitalized) played a game with this. They knew from the beginning that no charges were going to be brought up on her. Why did they let the public think for one second that there was even a sliver of hope that justice would be finally be served to this bitch? What did they gain out of putting on a show with taxpayer money? I have even less respect (if that's even possible) for any of our 3 letter government agencies than I did before today.
This only proves that the oligarchy has decided who the next POTUS is and it's the most corrupt person in
US politicsthe world!She thinks Edward Snowden should be tried for treason, but it's ok for her to be POTUS!?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] 5719728? ago
What's this? I must have missed something while I was away for the weekend.
[–] ISlooshyYou ago
Interesting, I never looked at it from that point of view.
[–] GimmeTheUsual 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I guess the only thing that surprises me is they didn't let it drag on until AFTER the election.
Anyway, with this "recommendation" they've just solidified every theory about the Fraudulent Bureau of Investigation and their associated three-letter-agencies.
Fuck this society, and fuck this system of "justice".
[–] NomeSayin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because it makes people feel disenfranchised. This way TPTB can fuck us even harder and we won't fight back because we know it's useless. It's basically psychological warfare.
[–] 5713993? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Careful what you claim OP, there are so many dangers in everyday life and so many accidents that could happen to you for suggesting such things...
[–] 7even6ix2wo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are there really so few people willing to die for a good cause that we can't stock the government with them? Like... what else are you going to do with your life? Just hang out and stuff? I don't know how relevant that is in this case, but in general I wonder.
[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Agreed. We need virtuous people to start caring again, not just the useful idiots. Maybe the good guys are being drowned out/beaten up by the lefties? Either way, we gotta reclaim the country from the criminals and their cronies. There's literally nowhere else for virtue to go, other than down their throats. We gotta get on it. Now.
[–] tcp ago
Fumbling Bureaucrat Incarnate (FBI)