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[–] TychoVoats 1 points 94 points (+95|-1) ago 

Smart man. Got out while the getting was good.

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[–] Kal 1 points 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

Agreed. The guy is a model for the rest of us idiots.

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[–] im_the_dude_man 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

There's a better one of these stories where the girl asks about having an open relationship when she goes on vacation to Europe. Dude agrees to it, girl goes to Europe and doesn't get laid once while dude is at home just smashing some girl from work. She gets upset and I forget how it ends but it's a great read.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I will take never in that pool. I think she would do it, but I get the feeling he won't. He knows she won't be faithful so he is gone.

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[–] 0x4F 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

her having "make up sex" with him one time then oops-I'm-pregnanting him?

50/50 she either gets pregnant or cries rape. Stay away, pal, unless you want to end up Kafkatrapped in court by a jury of her "listen and believe" cult-member peers.

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[–] 5158180 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thanks, I didn't want to read several paragraphs of her explanation for why she needed an open relationship.

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[–] HomerChimpson 0 points 75 points (+75|-0) ago 

I'm not going to write a huge block if text...

Huge block of text.

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[–] XesilNex 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I believe she said she wasn't goign to bore us with huge blocks of text. I, for one, was thoroughly entertained.

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[–] Morbo 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

You made your bed so lay in it, you entitled, infantile bitch.

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[–] 0x4F 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

You made your bed so lay in it

I............. think she's got that part covered. Many, many times.

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[–] thrus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have a feeling she has never made the bed just helped mess it up.

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[–] pitenius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

;_;

you know how the world works

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[–] whisky_cat 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

My gut says it's a hoax.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I wish I could have your faith in humanity, but I have met women like her before.

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[–] paradox42 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

If this was posted a year ago I would say this was my ex. I had the same experience down to the 5 years relationship prior. She asked if we could "take a break and see other people", I said that breaks don't work and broke down packed my stuff and started to leave. Then all the sudden she was saying things like "I love you more than anything", "there's nothing wrong with our relationship","why do you think it's over?"

I honestly don't know what is going through woman's head when they do things like this. Do they expect you to just sit back and hold up your end of the relationship while they go see other people, and then come back when they're done like nothing ever happened?

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[–] rulloff_in_a_jar 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Yeah. I'm not a relationship guy but open relationships are just creepy. Just be single or don't. To be honest knowing friends who've cheated, they are usually more normal that the sort of people who have planned open relationships.

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[–] 0x4F 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Cheaters and open-relationship/marriage types shouldn't be in relationships. They should just be fuckbuddies with everyone. That would solve a lot of their problems

...and infect the whole city block with AIDS. #Winning

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[–] paradox42 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's what I'm thinking. I dated a lot before but I was her first. I think her freind and sister getting out of their respective relationships and having lot of random sex sparked it.

What we had was really awesome and rare. I think because this was her only relationship she thinks that all of them will be that stable and good. Boy is she in for a surprise.

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[–] Firevine 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I honestly don't know what is going through woman's head when they do things like this.

One of my best friends is a stripper, and she's unloaded to me some of the tricks she uses to manipulate guys. It's sick almost, but I love her to death. She's hilarious. Most of it apparently boils down to self preservation and security. "Let's see how many guys I can get to take care of me and my potential offspring so I don't have to do it." "Let's fuck around with as many men as possible to find the best genetic match while someone else covers my ass financially."

It's all just emotional and mental manipulation. I see it in my wife's mother even, how she'll change her mannerisms and tone of voice to get people to do things for her. She used to pull that shit on my wife all the time, getting wife to run errands for her so she didn't have to go do it. I put my foot down on that bullshit, and now that I've explained it, my wife understands what was happening.

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[–] sharpic 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

Am I the only one who thinks these reddit posters are trolling?

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

nope. Like Craigslist says: "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is."

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[–] 5157115 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

But shit like this is too bad to be true. At least one would think.

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[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

On r/relationships? I assume a huge percentage of it is bs, and a lot of people will advise "just dump him/her" to fuck around with other peoples lives.

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I did after seeing the link to that users comments (not that I read more than one sentence of that retard text wall).

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