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[–] CaliforniasGold 0 points 61 points (+61|-0) ago 

She blows even when stealing material

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[–] 404_SLEEP_NOT_FOUND 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Possibly the guilt from knowing they stole a joke and aren't funny deep down inside. Her joke stealing is very similar to how Jay Leno does it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm6QA7o4W34

Jay Leno is a notorious joke stealer too, he didn't just steal from Conan and the amount of times he steals is probably a world record.

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[–] Karlsson 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Is it really stealing if neither of them actually write their own jokes?

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[–] Bison_Rider 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I like Leno's car collection though. schumer has nothing to even slightly redeem herself.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

She's where jokes go to die.

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[–] TopShelfPrivilege 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She blows

Story of how she got this far to begin with.

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[–] EarlPoncho 6 points 37 points (+43|-6) ago 

not surprising. fat people are lazy as fuck and she is no different

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[–] niggersreggin 11 points 41 points (+52|-11) ago 

says the dude who can't be bothered to hit the shift key

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[–] Zednix 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Says the other dude that does the same thing and forgets to punctuate.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

fatty found

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[–] ArcherMcTaco 18 points 2 points (+20|-18) ago 

Yes we get it fat people suck. Etc etc. If fph can't keep it in their sub can y'all atleast make funnier or more incitful observations?
Maybe I'm alone on this, I don't mind making fun of porkers and fph is on point more than not, but the last thing I want is everything on voat to turn into a fph circlejerk

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[–] Rellik88 7 points 9 points (+16|-7) ago  (edited ago)

If fph can't keep it in their sub

Im not from FPH however fuck you we are not segregated. Sorry words trigger you cuck sensibilities. You know where a safe space is? To your left at reddit.com

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[–] niggersreggin 6 points 7 points (+13|-6) ago 

Seriously. Hating on fatties can be fun but there comes a point where it's tedious and even obsessive.

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[–] golisten2lennywhite2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Boooo

Source: am fat and like the motivation.

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[–] gramman74 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

I'm not even a part of fph! Fuck you faggot! I don't see where you're coming from? as far as a circlejerk? I'm right wing and I argue with people everyday! get your white kinght shit off here, faggot!

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[–] luckyguy 10 points 20 points (+30|-10) ago  (edited ago)

Somebody name at least one genuinely funny big name female stand up comedian. The point is that women aren't funny. They just pander.

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[–] Ryanwolf 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

iliza shlesinger and Maria Bamford are the two funniest female comics i know. They actually make me l.o.l. iliza has a special on Netflix you should check out and Maria Bamford was on Tim & Eric a few times, as well as stand up

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[–] MrHighBrow 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I was just about to say Maria Bamford. She's got a special on Netflix where she performed for her parents. Solid material and a hilariously strange way to do a show.

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[–] jewjoints 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Iliza Shlesinger is genuinely one of the most unique and funniest comics out there today. Awesome call

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[–] Obesity 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Ilza's netflix special is fucking garbage are you serious?

It's unfunny poorly timed and of course since she's a woman, it's all about sex.

Freezing Hot was literal dogshit i couldn't stand more than 10 minutes of that crap.

If you want a funny female, you gotta go back further to Betty White or Lucille Ball.

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[–] indiglo_girls 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They showed some in the video; Wendy Liebman and Kathleen Madigan are indeed funny. Also, Betty White, Gracie Allen, Gilda Radner, Cloris Leachman, Lily Tomlin... I could go on.

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[–] vuke69 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Betty White and Lily Tomlin are both hilarious. I'm not familiar with the rest on that list though.

Most "current" female comedians have the same schtick, and it's just not funny.

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[–] Zednix 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tig Notarro?

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[–] mamwad 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Sarah Silverman's humor isn't for everyone but she has her own style.

Kathleen Madigan wasn't bad either.

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[–] vuke69 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

She doesn't even add anything of worth to the jokes she steals, she just pukes out a mediocre version with trivial details changed.

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[–] bsdgnome 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's only funny when it's a clown. I totally didn't steal that one. Trust me. /s

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[–] bsdgnome 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Bring on Joe Rogan. Time to rip open another asshole.

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[–] Sciency 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is funny, I was just is listening to an older JRE episode with Dan carlin, and he seems to (at the time of recording) really respect her.

I wanna see how fast he 180's on her, should be funny.

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[–] finediningindiners 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

unfortunately i dont think he will do it publicly. imagine the outrage if she is back on the jre and this is not addressed properly, or at all. sweet baby jesus

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[–] 404_SLEEP_NOT_FOUND 20 points 13 points (+33|-20) ago  (edited ago)

Another entitled rich Jew. She isn't even a comedian, but just some stupid rich bitch and her big connected Jew daddy got her where she is today. Her second-uncle is the Senior Senator from NY, and wrote the assault weapons ban of 1994. Big guns for me but none for thee!

Chuck Shummer also wants open borders with Mexico. He specifically, a guy from New York, is telling states that they are not allowed to do what's best for them regarding immigration, when it clearly effects them as they are border states (Arizona). Wow, laws for thee but not for me!

Schumer is the head of the subcommittee on immigration and has opposed states' taking immigration enforcement into their own hands. Schumer has received an 8% rating from the USBC, indicating an open-border stance.

This whole post is very enlightening on how shitty the Schumer family (eg: Rich jews running the US for places that they don't even fucking live in) is. Such an elitist and entitled family, they need to be removed from all forums of politics and influence.

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[–] trippin_balls 7 points 9 points (+16|-7) ago 

What does being Jewish have to do with it? I think Amy Schumer is an untalented hack but you seem to have some issues. Heil Hitler.

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[–] barset 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I look at Jews like Freemasons. They take care of their own first and foremost which I don't disagree with and is pretty much the point of networking.

But it's a bit like getting a few in power and the scale starts to tip towards theme and away from everyone else and the only way to get in is convert. Added to that Jews and Freemasons aren't exclusive to one another so there's some intermix in between the two.

I don't have any problems with either but just look at Hollywood over the last 80 years and see how some smart cunning people of Jewish origin got in and started running the show.

It's one of the core reasons I'm super curious about the Chinese company that just bought Legendary since now a non Jewish ran major US production house is not owned by Jews.

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[–] 404_SLEEP_NOT_FOUND 6 points 1 points (+7|-6) ago  (edited ago)

That the Jews own everything worth a damn and maintain the largest empire ever in history (by killing JFK and hijacking the American Military Industrial Complex). That they have a well oiled machine that will attack anyone who mentions any criticism towards Isr@el (this machine was turned onto a 20 year twitter user who made a decent tongue-and-cheek joke against Amy Shuller). It's elitism, cronyism and it's not what American was founded on. It's what is causing the decay and fall of Americans, these pro-Isr@elis are a scourge.

But you are right, I shouldn't say Jew. They intentionally want it to be about groups versus groups. I should call them the .0001% of Jews, aka Zionists or well-connected pro-Isr@elis.

Maybe Hitler was right about a few things. Maybe he was trying to stop this vast Zionist empire from forming (in an attempt to protect Germany), and lost? Maybe that is why he is considered so evil, through the lenses of his enemies and their revisions to history.

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[–] VivaFrei 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Oh everything's stolen these days, why the Fax Machine's nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!

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[–] 100011 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wow that's some damning evidence .

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