[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Holy fuck! That is one lucky curry eater.

[–] Drkadrka 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, someone just interfered with fate. We all saw Final Destination. He's toast by the end of the week.

[–] Wowbagger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He lives to shit in the street another day!

[–] Flirp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I like calling the indian telemarketers low caste street shitters and muslims they get pretty riled up.

[–] Wowbagger ago 

You're a genius. I've been pissing on their time. Literally.

[–] MrPim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This time he shit his pants.

[–] blumen4alles [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How the hell was that backhoe moving that fast?

[–] JustFuckingDoIt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mine does about 30mph in 4th gear. Fastest in the world does something like 75mph.

[–] blumen4alles [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lucky bastard. I've always wanted a backhoe.

[–] shifty_pete 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Did the truck driver do that to save the guy?

[–] Nosferatjew 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't think so. It looks like he was just trying not to crash into the dirt mover, which was going way too fast.

[–] Usernamenameuser ago 

Thats what i thought too.

[–] Cleanhouseindc 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Clearly was not his time. I hope he is counting his blessings.

[–] 9000timesempty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wearing a mask when your by yourself... It really gets to me, this damn mask shit. Still a lucky fucker right there.

[–] Flirp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it was a terrorist beard.

[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Probably a drive-by moped thief.

[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well, he can take those curves faster on his motorcycle if he flattens them first.

[–] Firinmahlazer ago 

I legit didn't know backhoes could drive that fast.

[–] MetalAegis ago 

I bet ALL his reincarnated lives flashed before his eyes.

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