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[–] theweatherintelaviv ago 

I work with ropes full time. Trust me, I'd rather spend the money on bullets than do all that extra work. You ever haul 200 pounds on a rope? It's not exactly fun.

When the killing is done and it's safe, THEN they get hoisted up on a light pole on the outskirts of town. Or if there needs to be an example made.

I'm a fan of something called dragging. Instead of a noose its a knot, and you yank it around someones neck by dragging them on the ground. Less work.

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[–] HiJoker ago 

Sorry, we only drag Llamas here.

Some years ago, some local fuckheads drug a llama to death. There's still a lot of WTF about that and it's been last century when it happened. We're all still not over that there was a llama here, then there's the whole drag it to death. Why?

Now down South, I hear that's how they tar their roads, they drag niggers on them. We can't do that here, the llama thing ruined 'dragging' all around for us and frankly we don't have enough niggers to tar a driveway let alone a road. Besides, if we did, our cops would have nobody to arrest, so we need what few niggers we have to keep those fellows in a job. They already have to flip coins or do rock/paper/scissors to see who gets to bust them, we can't stress them more.

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[–] theweatherintelaviv ago 

There's a good chance they don't know how to tie knots and then the Llama dragged itself somehow.