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[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yet STILL no 'chutes...

I won't get on a plane if I don't have me a good ol' Mushroom Plume of Life on my back.

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[–] nomadriders ago 

You won't survive a jump out of a jet that's flying at 700km/h at 30,000 feet

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[–] 24077163? ago 

Any commercial airliner experiencing a problem that would make you want to jump out of it would probably not be at full cruising altitude/speed, one would assume.

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[–] Phantom42 ago 

You can if the jet slows the fuck down though, there is a chance.

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[–] 1anddone ago 

Why? Because of whiplash? I always thought there weren’t parachutes because of space limitations and liability over idiots who would try and jump out in non emergency situations