[–] MineFuror 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Local wildebeast escapes petting zoo.

[–] zquad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

See the bright colors on top of its head? That's poison... it won't be in a pettng zoo.

[–] Landrictree 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They. Always. Look. The. Same.

[–] Mainiac 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm fairly certain it will never be in need an abortion.

[–] madhatter67 ago 

Even if it finds a cuck to fuck it, I'd imagine it's infertile due to muh PCOS

[–] thelma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't let people damage my property. I have every right to defend it.

[–] BentAxel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just trip her. Gravity will do the rest.

[–] GumbyTM ago 

In situations like this kick the trailing foot gently behind the other leg as it comes up and give a moderate shove/bump.

If done well it will look accidental.

[–] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Land whale in its natural environment, complete with the typical warning signals of seasick green hair and "fuckoff glasses".

[–] boekanier 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fattie plays leftie.

[–] auchtung ago  (edited ago)

I am starting to think the mark of the beast is dyed hair.

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