[–] HiJoker 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And suddenly the whole city counsel disappeared one night.

[–] BernieT 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Must have been a gator.

[–] HiJoker 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

The gator was a waiter, paid her a visit later, and was straighter than the afterwhile crocodile with a smile at the pile that the gator made her.

[–] 0xFEEDFACE 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do they want a killdozer? Because this is how you get killdozers.

[–] andrew_jackson 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

LOL@Killdozer

I just converted your name into an integer, Mr. 4277009102.

[–] avgwhtguy1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They wanted to auction my acreage for $11 in taxes being a month late.

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Say it, "you are free", say it, SAY IT SLAVE SAY IT!!!

[–] shifty_pete 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’m kind of a slob

Lmao. This guy’s hilarious. Hope he wins his case. City council can suck a fat one.

[–] New-World-Ebola 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

all government workers should die

[–] Emmiasky ago 

Wawoooo, that's some issue you know.

Well, how'd it go?

[–] totallynotFBI ago 

un fucking believable. The FBI needs to get on these assholes with racketeering charges.

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