You can login if you already have an account or register by clicking the button below.
Registering is free and all you need is a username and password. We never ask you for your e-mail.
In my experience, the amount of time people spend on their phones around you is directly proportional to how interesting spending time with you is. What I see here is:
"Ugh, she just wants to lay here and not talk or make out or anything. Again. Where's my phone."
"Oh god, she's telling that stupid Empire State building story again. Where are our phones?"
"This stranger just came up and started swinging with me...better text my mom Stranger Danger."
"Oh great, another night where she just lays down and turns off the light and won't talk or have sex. Better watch porn on my phone."
view the rest of the comments →
[–] firakasha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In my experience, the amount of time people spend on their phones around you is directly proportional to how interesting spending time with you is. What I see here is:
"Ugh, she just wants to lay here and not talk or make out or anything. Again. Where's my phone."
"Oh god, she's telling that stupid Empire State building story again. Where are our phones?"
"This stranger just came up and started swinging with me...better text my mom Stranger Danger."
"Oh great, another night where she just lays down and turns off the light and won't talk or have sex. Better watch porn on my phone."