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[–] Cav1stSGT 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Don't Know Nothing about Glitter Bombs, but I know about Exploding Dye Packets Banks Use, Had 4 Different Wrapped Christmas Packages Stolen from my unlocked car in Walmart Parking Lots Last Year. My Evil Minded Friend and Me Watched Packets Explode and Made Blue Smurfs Out of The Thieves Hilarious Laughter for a Week. # Only Had 1 Bright Skinned Red Coated Thief so Far This Year.

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[–] Hand_of_Node ago 

Something explosive enough that it takes their hand off would be great. Bonus points if the package was designed in a way that made it look like they were a bumbling bomber who got hit by their own bomb.

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[–] rejectedfromreddit ago 

What makes that dye pack even better is the thought that they'd have to buy a new coat for $50-100, on top of giving up their grandma's car.