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[–] fuzzysaucer 1 points 48 points (+49|-1) ago 

And they'll scream "I didnu nuffin" up until you show them the tape, at which point it will turn into "so what, nigga, fuk you!" Or if they're on parole they'll start crying and begging not to call the cops, telling you how they're on parole.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

If they cry about parole that would put a smile on my face as I call the cops.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Nigga, you 'bout to be on double secret parole . . .

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[–] EdSnowden 1 points 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Look how excited they are. They love committing crime, it’s only partially for the drug money.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's like that fucking bike theft cartoon that Owlturd idiot did. They steal them for the kicks, then dump them in a creek or drain. There are photos of these sorts of bike dumping holes. Hundreds of ruined bicycles, because it makes Gimmi the Chimp "happy" to steal.

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pity the nigger, who lives for today.

For unlike them, we can say:

"I can see tomorrow"

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[–] 160065002 1 points 30 points (+31|-1) ago 

Nigs gonna Nog, never relax around blacks

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Made all the worse with how pleased they are with themselves, pathetic.

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[–] klobos 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I bet they didn't even leave their own tip. I would ban niggers if I owned any type of store that served the public.

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I wish we could just ban niggers in general.

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[–] peacegnome 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

if they got rid of anti-prison programs, gibs, and racist AA policies then they would have nothing, and wouldn't be able to be at a restaurant at all.

If you are a criminal then you need to be ruined for life. Like these guys, at the worst they will be banned from the restaurant, I guess there is a chance that they are on parole and it could trigger a bit more, but because the thief is female that is a bit less likely. They should have a hand smashed in a vice, or a tattoo stating that they are a thief on their forehead, or just killed, whatever. If people were killed for stealing then they wouldn't steal. I bet SA has a low theft rate.

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[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It seems weird to me that we still have to deal with them in current year. They should have went extinct in the late 1800s.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

with a jew under each arm.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Common knowledge among servers that blacks do not tip.

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[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Loud country music.

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[–] lissencarak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oy vey, we can't allow that! Better send the army to burn your store down. While you and your kids are in it.

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[–] Boyakasha 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Typical fucking niggers. Both deserve a baseball bat to their stupid, thick fucking heads.

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[–] wgtt911 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

only to be expected from niggers... gibme dats

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[–] Smellydogfur 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

thats why i always give the tip directly to the waiter/ress. spent some time as a waiter, i know whats up.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I always wait until the server sees it, at the very least.

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[–] Karbuster 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Failing both of those my third fallback is I hide it under a dish in a clean spot

Or if I really have to, electronic tips (i know, it gets sent to irs)

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