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[–] Fambida 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ man, get out of the car and stretch that fucker out! Have yer buddy massage it! Put a fuckin hotpad on it!

On another note, wow, that's the worst cramp I've ever literally seen.

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nothing a little Windex won't cure.

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[–] BaitSauce 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

use to get them in the middle of the night all the time. I found straightening my leg and moving my toes upward helped the most. just have to do it before the muscle seizes and you're in agony.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Want a real good time? Get one in a ski boot when there's nothing you can do about it.

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[–] Hmmm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy mother of god...

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[–] BaitSauce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

haha that sounds like hell, luckily i'd wake up usually right before it would start and knew what was up, but those few times i didn't i sleep on my side and knees bent, thats a fun thing to wake to .

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[–] Dr_Shekel_Nigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus, thank god ive never had anything even remotely like this in my life

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[–] ObviouslyAHuman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Waking standing up screaming and half a room away from your bed is not pleasant.

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I noticed this too, if you react fast enough you can prevent them easily enough.

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[–] BaitSauce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yeah have to be on the ball with them, got them enough that you know whats about to go down. just i usually got them at night so had to react while half asleep.

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[–] neogag 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

FYI You might have magnesium deficiency.

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Eating a banana immediately.

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[–] 10194517 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

Needs Brawndo the thirst mutilator.

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[–] super_jackoff_style 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

It has what leg cramps crave!

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[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is one scenario that could be helped by electrolytes

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[–] Virology 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That cramp needs to go to Starbucks.

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[–] un1ty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

NOW WITH MORE MOLECULES

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[–] whatdoesthereeesay 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

whenever i get a leg cramp I just repeatedly punch it till it stops..... works everytime.

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[–] kjell 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A shot of whiskey works almost immediately. I think it's the combonation of relaxing the muscles and dialating blood vessels.

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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is way more common than people realize. Mag def is a growing problem, made worse by vegetables grown with deficient levels and glyphosate causing mag interference.

If you have spasms or frequent cramps, get your level tested or some magnesium glycinate. Not oxide which is common, not absorbable.

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[–] BB-3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, but how much time does it take off the cramp's duration?

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[–] whatdoesthereeesay 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

when I said punch it. I ment my head. Its to distract from the pain of the cramp....

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[–] Azagthoth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I had one of these spring up on me while crossing a busy street years ago. Literally had to stomp on my own calf to give myself enough time to cross the street. Probably looked like a fucking madman.

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[–] kjell 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I get horrible leg cramps when I'm dehydrated but that has to be something else.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did you guys see those red scaley patches on his lower leg? Dude that is freaky... I bet he's all kindsof infected ny something weird.

Some said magnesium deficiency.... Who kniws. Not normal tho

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You sure he doesn't have something crawling under his skin

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[–] Thissandwich 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Linkin park syndrome. Crawling in my skin, a cramp that will not heal.

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[–] con77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

shoot some more steroids

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