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[–] odb281 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've slept with 4 women with nose rings. All 4 gave me anal. Of the 4, 2 wore toe rings. The two who wore toe rings went ATM. I have scientifically made the correlation that 100% of women with both nose rings and toe rings are the dirty girls you mom warned you about.

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[–] HomerChimpson 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You'll have to independently replicate your results... for science.

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[–] TAThatBoomerang [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would honestly be very wary about having sex with a woman who has a nose-ring or is degenerate feminist. There are some diseases even condoms don't protect against.