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[–] Anti-Stupid ago 

It's been removed. Did you screen cap it?

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[–] TeranNotTerran [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nope. Posted another and it was also removed. Oh well.

Here's the text:

Dear women of Craigslist,

I've moved back to San Antonio in the past couple of weeks. Now, Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I have no one to spend it with.

I have a not-very-well equipped kitchen but it might just do. I figure if the right woman is reading this, our first date could be debating about how to cook a turkey, make stuffing, etc. But one thing is for sure, I will make the mashed potatoes.

If you're feeling sacreligious I'll entertain steak instead of turkey. However, there will be absolutely no ground turkey in my home. Or really, no ground poultry of any kind. Frankly, there's no valid case for ground poultry in this world. And there will be no margarine, only butter.

With that out of the way, I can be somewhat laid back. A bit eccentric with a lot of politically incorrect beliefs. I tend to do best in cooler weather but somehow like it in Texas quite a lot. I guess I like some of the people here. I'm honest and straight forward. I can have a very unusual sense of humor. In a relationship I am dedicated, thoughtful, and affectionate. Of course, I look for the same. I don't drink, smoke, nor do any kind of drugs.

But I'm not sure how much the sparks can really fly, coaxing a large bird to perfection in an oven I've not even tested. And maybe to make things really romantic we can go grocery shopping during peak hours before hand.

I thought of a couple alternative titles but wanted to keep things simple. "Let's put something in the oven this Thanksgiving" and "Let me put some cranberry sauce on your (turkey) breast" were probably too over the top anyways. I'll be pretty happy if I just hear from you the day after anyways.

I know Craigslist quality is pretty low these days, but maybe there's a good woman reading this. Send me a picture, your name, your phone number, and a bit about you. I'll call you. We can talk and see if we get along. If we do, it's on.

Who knows, maybe we'll even stay up till 10PM talking about Bitcoin and Assassination Politics.

Sincerely,

Teran