[–] 0x4F 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, if it's from everyone's favorite Mary Sue hack, Jew-Jew Banks Abrams, we can bet that the premises would be

  1. Leia don't need no man, she's a strong, independent womyn who's perfectly capable of... Flying Solo.

  2. Poe & Finn's Big Gay Wedding

  3. Chewie & Yoda's Big Gay Wedding

  4. Luke & Lando's Big Gay Badassssssssssss Wedding

  5. Darth Trump: The Fuhrer Awakens

Followed, of course, by... (deep breath)

Disney-Pixar-Lucasfilm-Marvel's Toy Story Star Avenger Wars of the Caribbean 50: Return of the Crossover Franchise Strikes Back.

Special guest: Disney-Henson's Pigs... In... Space!


[–] thoughts-from-alex [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

... what?


[–] 0x4F 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm describing Abrams' ideal premises for yet another expansion of the franchise, which also happens to be another bought and paid for head in the Disney Hydra hive mind.