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[–] Battlefat 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

In a few decades time, it will be in the historical documentary section and no one will be the wiser except Neil Degrasse Tyson who will be called a lunatic for insisting Wakanda isn’t real and that we shouldn’t be using Gatorade to water our lawns. He’ll also be president, but that’s an entirely different story

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

What's scary is how true that first part is. Professors will use HollyJew productions to show """history"""

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah, guess what, they've been doing it for decades and decades.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hhahahah. Not if we kill them all.

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[–] DjediS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They already use To Kill a Mockingbird

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dinosaurs how do they work

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Unrelated film, but can I point out that there is a Fast & Furious spinoff called Hobbs and Shaw in theatres. It is basically sci-fi. The bad guy played by Idris Elba is like a cyborg or some shit.

Just think about this for a moment. A Fast & Furious spinoff. The original was about some California street racers modding their little foreign shitboxes and a cop trying to infiltrate them. There isn't a series out there that shows better how bad Hollywood is - if you ask me. It moved in to this group of racers doing international fucking spy jobs for the government. Now we are seeing a movie about the rock as a former DSS agent teaming up with Jason Statham to fight a futuristic Idris Elba.

I mean what the fuck. Really, what the fuck. It's like they do it for humor. Some really elite Hollywood Jews just placing bets on a Friday night, "Hey Schlomo, my studio is about to put out a F&F spinoff." (tells story) "What do you wanna bet I still get $100 mil off this?"

"No way, Barry Schoenbaum, you're on."

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[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This was my idea, dude. Seriously. I had an idea where Vin Diesel began using old Cold War era Russian rockets, and stolen ICBMs to smuggle cars via space, so they couldn't be tracked. Of course some "space agency" catches him, and he has to pull a Baumgartner, and slingshot an old muscle car around the earth, so that he can land it perfectly on a giant desert runway.

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, kikery makes a mint off the self indulgent masses — who then to blame but the goy... waking people up is hard work but for those unwilling to open their eyes it’s better to live in a movie than deal with reality, and I’m just over here waiting for the right questions to be asked because at this point my breath is wasted on lemmings

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[–] worthlesshope 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

tax evasion/money laundering ever hear of hollywood accounting?

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[–] Trippertje 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

But gatorade has what plants need!

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[–] Battlefat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

E lek tro lite said like JJ from Good Times

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[–] skullfuku 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

you have seen the future and i like that

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[–] Butterbread 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Reddit has what you need.

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Isn't that just the plot line of idocracy?

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[–] Battlefat 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I have no idea what you are talking about because I only read non-fiction

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[–] 19988568? 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That’s why you should sneer as you call every nigger you meet a Wakandan. If we meme it hard enough, Wakandan will be the new nigger.

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[–] TheSeer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Speaking theoretically, if we offered people free tickets to Wakanda... You think they would get on the plane?

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[–] Niggardly_Jew ago  (edited ago)

Helicopter.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Superhero movies aren't even a good genre, they're all the same predictable formulaic bullshit.

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[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If there were real super powered blacks they would spend their entire lives stealing, murdering and raping everybody.

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[–] skullfuku 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I looked at detroit on google maps. doesn't look very advanced to me, tbh.

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[–] he_found_wepon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It amazes me how bad the CGI and the acting is in these movies, yet they continue to make billions on that garbage. It truly shows how far culture has fallen. I find myself more and more re-watching older movies, the contrast in quality is huge.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

People tie their identities to these faggot movies

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[–] Charilko 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It sells well overseas because there are lots of visuals and little dialog to translate.

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[–] SpaceAgePimp ago 

You should check out some Korean cinema, it's on point

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[–] skullfuku 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Can relate. I'd watch harold lloyd's "safety last" (1929) or even "The graduate" (1967) before wasting my time with garbage like that. Cinema was probably the most significant invention of the 20th century, bigger than computer or nuclear, but you couldn't tell from the shit that comes marching out of the hollywood's ass with pasty-squelchy noise generation.

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[–] 19988985? 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Superhero stories are for people who can't write. Everything is a Deus Ex Machina, and every nerdy kid gets to attain 'God Mode' by sci fi accident.

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[–] skullfuku 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I got news for you: "captain marvelita", also a superhero movie, is regarded as the most important and most contested political event of the year.

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[–] Goat-Master-5001 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You guys have no idea how many free tickets for Black Panther were given away by multiple neo-Marxist organizations to black schoolchildren. Money laundering is alive and well in (((Hollywood))).

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[–] KIlerOfFreeTime 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

i am not surprised, when this movie came out people was so afraid to say that it is just comic garbage and being accused in racism so everybody say that it's a gret movie, but it sucks, fuck comicbooks movies, it's for retarded people

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[–] TheSeer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And a misogynist.

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[–] Patrice_oneal_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

thats just blatant racism, im shaking my shekels off

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[–] mudbear 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

yeesh, i dont think it was even objectively a good movie, subjectively for apes it might have been really good but not the best movie of all time even for them.

The best part of it was andy serkis, then they killed him off unceremoniously because he upstaged everyone else. Lost interest when he died.

The wakandans holding up blankets as shields was hilarious, and i had to physically stop myself from laughing when they pulled down their bottom lips like apes to show their wakandan barcodes. Was an interesting what-if story though, like 'What if blacks didnt fucking suck?' the answer? they build a secret soiety to keep all the other niggers out lol. "Nah, we just as poor as the rest of africa! dont come to wakanda to get da gibs! stay out you filthy cannibals

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[–] ibepokey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

rotten tomatoes.....

sounds like something that would attract flies...... and NIGGERS

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