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[–] MotherfuckingSausage 0 points 85 points (+85|-0) ago 

Wants to strangle his own grandmother to death, yet she's the psychopath.

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[–] kenlane 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

No no, see it wasn't even light humor.

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mother fucking sausage indeed.

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[–] pepepepepe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe the girl's right and she really is an elf. Knife ears are prone to unexplained violent outbursts.

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[–] degenerate7 0 points 74 points (+74|-0) ago 

The grandma is hilarious

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[–] 6double5321 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The grandmah he needs, but doesn't deserve.

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

From the way it was written and the usage of the word man, I'm really not sure if its a dude or a chick.

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[–] KingofKong 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Half incubus, half elf. So this person identifies as a sexy elf. But incubus' are male, right? Is this person identifying as a male? I can't tell.

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Incubus suck the life out of women, right? So half sexy likely female elf, means she sucks the life out of herself? Please, just let it happen.

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[–] putinpunhere 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She's too close minded. Can't even tell her I'm a man.

Unfortunately, no, but according to her only...

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[–] SherlockHomeslice 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Wow grandma really is a true psycho pointing out that if it were elvish it should hunt for food. She deserves a good strangling for that.

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[–] LightningFrenzy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That age privileged, people of age supremacist, old fart who needs to die so that proud people without age and of enlightenment could make the world a better place with their second-hand, second-hand opinion, generalized proud people of pointy ears(kin)! That's Hitler level of oppression of proud people of pointy ears(kin) right there, shitlord!

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[–] spookybm 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Grandma just proved you wrong.
Elves are avid hunters (especially the forest-kin you speak of)
And Incubus??? So you're a rapist too?

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[–] IIsAShloff 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Rapist-kin

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[–] barset 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Grandma isn't wrong. Elves always seem to be notoriously observant in pop culture. Most notably Tolkien where all the elves are a few hundred years old and super wise albeit sometimes rash.

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[–] korisnik 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Obvious troll is obvious.

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'd say it's real. You haven't met my friends, they say stuff like this all the time.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

you need new friends

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[–] mayhien 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Please enlighten us with screen caps.

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[–] cesera_borgia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Every time I read nonsense like this I'm convinced that at least half these gender or species fluid idiots are just trolls. But that means then other half is serious and I'm scared for the future.

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