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[–] theboybuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No one wants to sleep with me. It can't be down to my personality, no that's silly I'm not the problem, everyone else is being raped. Yeah that's it, everyone else is only having sex because they're not as smart and independent as me.

I need a new electric toothbrush, this one is worn right down to the wires.