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[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 148 points (+148|-0) ago 

playing Mario 64, power goes off "well. better get my rape on"

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 79 points (+79|-0) ago 

Yeah, grab those those coins. Grab them like the dirty plumber you are. Now say it, SAY IT!

"It's-a me, Mario!"

Goddamned right it is.

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[–] solidsalamander 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Who's a slutty dinosaur? Mmm yeah now make the noise! DO IT!

"HUP-HRRRRRMMMMM!"

Looks like I just 1-UP'd

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[–] Wargasm 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

You are banned from Club Penguin

"I came here to pretend to be a cartoon penguin and to get my rape on,

and I've just been banned from the club."

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[–] DyingBloodbirds 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nothing quells those troublesome rape urges quite like some Kirby's Epic Yarn.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it say that right on the box

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[–] lostinmiami 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can you imagine what will happen the day WoW goes offline permanently. I'd imagine it would be like that terrible movie The Purge. There would be gentle sirs everywhere lusting after m'ladies and starting a ruckus.

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[–] Fuckery 0 points 110 points (+110|-0) ago 

The reason girls play video games all the time is because it is stimulating enough and holds a lot of cognitive attention to distract women from false rape accusations. It takes the "terror" away for a while so they can control their estrogen and fear of the world.

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[–] Beers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is why microtransactions are so successful! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM SHOPPING.

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[–] Scnavi 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Why, I almost accused someone of rape on Tuesday, but thankfully I had my trusty Borderlands 2 to suppress those urges.

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[–] Zephyra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And girls play video games so they distract themselves form going out and being potential victims.

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[–] Kleyno 1 points 43 points (+44|-1) ago 

She was doing so well, until she went full tumblrtard.

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[–] slfnflctd 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

There is no way this is real.

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[–] wuzizname 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

It isn't.. lil-purrfect-femme is a troll account created by some /b/tards when 4chan was raiding tumblr a few months back.

Scary thing is, it's hard to tell when it's serious and when it's satire.

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[–] ShaHadien 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I thought the same thing....but here again, this is the real problem with SJW's. They're so fuckin ridiculous that there's no way to really tell.

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[–] BloodPool 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well...it is tumblr...

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[–] TwentySeven 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

She's figured it out! The secret's out!

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[–] Puuzjenuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously - I mean it couldn't possibly be that everyone within a population is different in how they operate their daily lives and thoughts and urges - I'm glad she is stating the obvious that all men and women are all inherently the same.

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[–] Danceswithferrets 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yup.That is why I do it.Keeps me from raping my SO as she sits next to me playing video games.Guess it keeps her from raping me too..lol

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[–] Danceswithferrets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lmao.Can only play video games for so many hours of the day.Then the mutual rape begins.Does that mean we can both be arrested?

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[–] CaptainXorro 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah, but now my dick is stuck in my xbox and I'm being kicked out of college because my computer withdrew consent after I told it I don't believe in monogamous relationships.

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

have a look at the types of books women read

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[–] ImmaHermit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nobody deserves to be sexually assaulted, but if women weren't so inordinately attracted to men named "sparkplug" and "blowtorch" who just got out of prison for the 5th time, the incidence of sexual assault would drop dramatically. And as this program shows, teaching women how to say the word "no" reduces assaults by 50%:

http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/anti-rape-program-cuts-campus-rape-in-half-by-teaching-women-to-say-no-but-the-sexual-grievance-industry-says-its-victim-blaming/

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