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[–] JunOS 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] oddjob 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Guess what he does after popping the hood and looking around?

Talks for 20 minutes about oil changes, maintenance, other people with running cars, etc to the point where I was crying.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

All while holding the cap where you put the 710 fluid in. Mechanic literally too dumb to realize my car takes 710 synthetic fluid, not OIL fluid. After all of this they REFUSED to put spring air in my tires and lied to me claiming my car doesn't take blinker fluid! 0/5 stars worst service ever!

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[–] DabbaDan 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I smashed a sledgehammer into the hood of my car and have been driving around with it like that for years now. Occasionally parts fall out from the engine compartment, but who gives a shit, car still drives.

So I take it to the mechanic to get a brake job done, and I asked them SUPER NICELY not to talk about how I put a sledgehammer in the hood of my car. It's upsetting to me, and it's my car and it's my choice. So after I pull in and hand the keys over, what does this privileged piece of shit do? Goes on and on and on for about 20 minutes about how "retarded" I was for doing that, and how "my car is a danger to others on the road." Literally til I was crying.

What a jackass. That's why I can't trust mechanics. He was probably racist, or ... -ist of some kind, I don't know quite which one yet, give me the afternoon to gagglefuck with the lardos at STARBUCKS and I'll get back to you on that.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

This kind of problem takes care of itself, eventually.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, this kind of problem is subsidized now.

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It really is. At least for now, the Reaper only accepts so many bribes.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HAES Success! Everyone's a winner!

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Should we locate these people, and "reward" them with lifetime supplies of the foodstuff that will eventually kill them?

We could film it, and show people the nature of people who make negative choices that are a direct influence to their survival. Oh wait.. I think that show, or similar might already exist.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Poe's Law or for cereal?

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not educating fatties on weight is malpractice.

Also, I love getting my teeth cleaned, but how dare they suggest I should brush every day.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Literally everything wrong with you is because of your weight"

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, I'm sure there is a lot wrong with her that has nothing to do with her weight.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

These have to be trolls.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I suspect this one is. The post starts with the fact they had chosen a new doctor, then ends sounding like they cannot choose a doctor.

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[–] maltespier 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm just glad the doc didn't mention gender

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