Archived Study Finds People Who Enjoy Energy Drinks Are More Likely To Be Assholes (yourfriendshouse.com)
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Archived Study Finds People Who Enjoy Energy Drinks Are More Likely To Be Assholes (yourfriendshouse.com)
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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
I've never had an energy drink and I'm a complete asshole. Where's your fucking god now, faggot.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
While that seems true, without energy drinks, you're apparently an incomplete asshole!
[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Is that what the big gaping hole feeling in the middle of my chest is? Fuck...
[–] 11994492? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why the fuck is drinking an energy drink associated with 'masculinity ideology'?
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[–] Plavonica ago
I like how they associate being a man with automatically being an asshole.
[–] Vvswiftvv17 ago
Wait.....I thought this was a parody.....
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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
YOUR CAFFEINE CAN'T CRASH IF YOU NEVER COME DOWN. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
I'm joking of course. Diet and cultivating positive gut flora is becoming more well-known these days.
[–] Mr_NoSkill 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm irritable regardless of whether or not I've had my Monster
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'll drink it, but I won't enjoy it.
[–] Lag-wagon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fuck I love energy drinks.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're right, I am and asshole. This would also explain why so many vets I know also drink shit-tons of energy drinks and coffee.
[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can confirm. I drink energy drinks all the time.
[–] 11995611? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, this confirms my anecdotal evidence!