[–] Kleyno 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

News Alert: Another white woman took her thirst for victimhood to a whole new level yesterday, as it was discovered she have been pretending to be a member of persecuted minority for much of her adult life.

When asked for comment, her parents had this to say:

"She was always such a happy child, she never told us she had any inclination of being a basket case when she grew up."

We'll have more at six.