Females Archived Girlfriend Stole Your Sperm...Is it Legal? Nope, it's Considered a "Gift" (dailymail.co.uk)
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Females Archived Girlfriend Stole Your Sperm...Is it Legal? Nope, it's Considered a "Gift" (dailymail.co.uk)
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[–] matthew-- 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If you get spermjacked, slip her some abortion medicine. If that fails, punch to the stomache. Anything to force a miscarriage.
A few years for assault (unborn babies don't count as murder according to the legal system), or 18 years of child support... Hmmmmmmmm