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[–] PewterKey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There was some 4chan post about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condoms. And it had the expected result with one sperm thief. Honestly spermicide is SAFE for human contact, you don't need it to be safe for her after sex. Add some bleach or lye and that sperm is going to be dead, not to mention destroy her PH balance and might destroy her ability to get pregnant for a few days. Sperm die very easily from heat. Or just being flushed down a drain works.

As for stealing sperm. Trash theft has some interesting cases, some trash cans are "owned" trash and some are "free" trash. So a case could be made for stealing sperm from the company that owns your trash, but I doubt they care. The better case would be not throwing it out immediately, the man "owning" his used condom gives him stronger rights to the contents. What's really fucked up is that a woman raping a man and taking his sperm in that violent act is treated as having received a gift. Even in cases of statutory rape. So it might functionally be almost impossible to have sperm stolen, except for maybe a sperm bank.

Actually a woman stealing sperm from a sperm bank would be a very ugly case. She could try to sue the man or bank for child support. The bank could sue her for lost property or custody even, the sperm bank might technically be the father. There might even be a roundabout case for the bank having been "raped". Man this is a weird hypothetical. But I look forward to the court case where a large sperm bank sues a mentally ill woman into a forced abortion of the 'rape baby'.

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm so happy you put so much thought into your reply. Thank you.