Years ago My girlfriend worked with the wife of a small town cop in Florida. She tells me the cop and his wife invited us to Sunday dinner. We go over there and I introduce my self and the women go to the kitchen. This big fat redneck slob proceeds to be so fucking rude to me that within two minutes I ask him why we were invited in the first place. He replies that it wasn't his idea. I stand up and tell my girl that we're leaving. The fucking cop had locked the front door and wanted us to go out the back and hop some bushes. I told him to unlock the door or I would break it down. Fat boy finally realized hed better let us out. Of course the bitch I was with tried to blame me. I told her in no uncertain terms do not ever put me through that again. About a month goes by and she comes from work and tells me the cops wife was cheating on him and lost her wedding ring! I went to a payphone and called the little municipal PD he worked at. His Sargent answered the phone and I told him to tell fat boy that his old lady was cheating on him. Ask her where her ring was. And hows my dick taste? They tried to keep me on the line but I wasn't falling for it. About 30 seconds after I hung up and drove off one of the cops flew by me with lights and siren on! Fuck you fat boy.
EDIT and followup:
Fat redneck cop slapped the bitch around. She left him. Started dating an ex con that talked her into being his get away driver during a bank robbery. She stops for cigarettes and drops a hand drawn map showing the route from the bank to their hotel in a 7-11 parking lot. Cops busted them the same day! True story. Is that fucking hilarious or what? Of course I gave the chick I was seeing all kinds of shit about her judgement in making friends. She turned out to be a piece of work but I wont bore you with that. Lets just say she had one talent and no redeeming qualities!