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[–] SexMachine 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Cheap plug for my subverse v/militarystories

And duuuuuude. The Army women are exactly the same. It's fucking ridiculous. I was in the infantry, so I avoided female drama most of my career.

I mean once, I had this sheboon E7 order me to stand at parade rest when talking to her. I had to take a private to one of the S shops to get his bonus paperwork sorted out. I walked in there, and spoke to this private, "Yeah, this guy's paperwork is all fucked up, and he's trying to..."

"Excuse me, you don't use that language in here."

"Excuse me, Private, you don't tell me what the fuck to do."

Then this sheboon E7 starts yelling at me about cussing in her S shop. "You need to stand at parade rest, Sergeant!"

I was just like, "Fuck off.", hit the door and me and my private booked it.

"Sorry, dude, you're going to have to find another NCO to get that shit sorted out."

But yeah, pre-deployment, females left and right just trying to get knocked up. Before our brigade deployed, a buddy and I walked into a Subway for lunch, and the place was packed full of females in maternity ACUs. I turned to my buddy and say, "What's fucked up about this picture?"

"No combat patches."

"Even more fucked up, not a single ring on any of their fingers. They all joined the army to get knocked up, they're going to get paid doing nothing for the next 9 months, and then they're going to pop out babies and be put out for being single parents. Then they're going to reap all the benefits of being a veteran, like the GI bill, without having done a damn thing for their country except shit out a baby on Uncle Sam's dime."

I was so disgusted being in there with all those piece of shit women that I lost my appetite and we left without eating.

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[–] Sw0rdofDamocles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't forget to plug your channel on v/veterans and v/military.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thanks for the suggestion, I subscribed.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, I'm hoping more goats will contribute. There's a lot of veterans who use this site, and we've all got stories to tell. Most of the stuff in that subverse is just my stories.

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[–] thatguyiam 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Biologically, men and women are wired differently, and no matter how much undue attention the stupid fucking media gives to the uneducated feminists and their supporters, there will always be attraction between the sexes. You want men to stop staring at your body? Fucking cover it up modestly. We are not fucking robots, to be human is to have human qualities.

Another thing is that women are innately more likely to rule by feelings. A sort of 'feelings-based care'. A 'just' society cannot have these kinds of rulers. You need justice-based care, which is how men are wired, in general. There are always exceptions to both, but in general the stated case is true.

This is why feminism ruins every country it gets its hands on.

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[–] con77 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I was on the first ship in the US that had women assigned. The USCGC Morgenthau WHEC-722. Im watching Gas Monkey now. I'll come back to tell ya about it.

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[–] ARsandOutdoors 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It’s been an hour dammit!

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[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

sorry man. watched GM and got distracted. Will check in tonight

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Can't they just sterilize the females when they enlist so they can properly comfort the real sailors without the extra drama steps?

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Or at least stick ‘em with the birth control implant...although I once heard of a chick who dug the implant out of her arm with a razor blade so she could pregnancy-rape a guy, so I wouldn’t put that past them.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They used to kick bitches out for getting pregnant while unmarried.

Single parents aren't allowed to serve without a parenting plan for while deployed and unmarried bitches obviously don't have someone to watch their children while deployed.

Now they let them collect a paycheck for 9 months, have a baby on Uncle Sam's dime, and then kick them out. But it's a good discharge, so they can immediately join back up if they have a parenting plan.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

they can immediately join back up if they have a parenting plan.

Where they left-off in their career....or back to square one at Basic?

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[–] VetGoat84 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You nailed our Officer problem on the head. I thought Fat Leonard would blow the whole thing out of the water, nope USMC dic pic scandal covered it up. Everything becomes more ridiculously clear how bad it really is been more so when you get out. God speed, goat.

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I was never a chief, never made it past E-4. This probably explains why i am so successful as a civilian. It seems that the longer that someone takes in the military, the more destructive habits that they pick up. In corporate America, useless incompetence gets booted all the time.It the military, it seems that if you meet whatever stupid requirements that they have to pass, you get advanced.

The mass retardation seems to be a DOD wide problem. I have seen Airforce people with awesome evals and service records get tossed into the street because they were lazy and incompetent. If it was an isolated incident i would go meh, but it has been like 40 of the fucktards. They may be stupider than marines, but are better at covering it up.

I suspect what will fix the military is to have commands audited sarbanes-oxley style by an accounting firm. The moment this becomes a thing is the moment you see mass suicides in the wardroom. I find the dick pick scandal to be too convenient as a cover. The truth is if we wanted fat leonard to be handled, we would be writing democrats(because they are desperate for a platform right now) or any congressman, and complaining to no end. Like daily phone calls.

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[–] bman0321 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck up move up a master guns told me once, talking about this retarded 1st Sgt who tried to burn me. He went to the Sgt major and had me transfered out of his company before he could submit papers. I passed that tool in the stairwell a few days later and he gave me the dirtiest look.

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It took me a minute to realize that "goat" refers to people on voat, and not navy chiefs, who call themselves goats for some retarded reason....

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[–] sLnTsRvC 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was luckier than most as i was stationed on a sub. But I heard stories of what women did and what they got away with. Officers or enlisted it didn't matter. Just a point blank refusal to do work. And yeah they all got pregnant a month or two before deployment.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That "metoo" movement was more accurate in their naming than they realize. Feminists are just incompetent tag alongs that want to be at the center of attention wherever men are. Men aren't following women around trying to get into their book clubs, but anywhere, absolutely anywhere men go, women howl and bang at the door. Metoo!! Metoo!!

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[–] Sw0rdofDamocles 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There is no military career field safe from females from what I can tell. None. And I can only conclude that military personnel are currently Guinea pigs in some sick twisted social experiment. Good lord, I hope we've got the body bags in stock for that when it's time to send that force off to fight.

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I suspect that this is what Academi(formally blackwater) is for. They bypass the geneva convention, can hire convicts and rapists, and work outside of law and ethics. The ultimate fighting force.

The military has been guinea pigs for 70 years now. Just look up atomic veterans. The VA exists to keep our health problems outside of the public. Could you imagine the public response in the 70s to agent orange veterans? Could you imagine DOW's stock price afterwards? What do you think will happen when the public puts 2 and 2 together and realizes that the key ingredient in roundup is the same ingredient in agent orange that causes Parkinson's disease?

The fastest way to get a VA claim approved, is to show up with private health insurance. They do not want you seeing other doctors, they will approve all sorts of claims if you go to other doctors, and have a copy of your medical record with you. Military technology always ends up in the consumer market one way or another, and a lot of people lose a lot of money when products are discovered to be very unsafe.

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[–] Sw0rdofDamocles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's the thing. What makes military personnel ideal candidates for experimentation, whether it be psychological, biological, chemical, or radiological? By in large, whether officer or enlisted they likely come from dysfunctional families, where either parent is mentally ill.

The VA exists as controlled resistance. It was created to ensure that no veteran organization would ever again have the clout or influence of the grand army of the republic. However, I suspect the reason this is going onwards with so little resistance is that automated weapons platforms are advancing further and faster than those Boston Dynamics videos suggest. I can only guess, but more likely than not, if our economy doesn't collapse, within ten years we'll have dumb battlefield robots like these, and a decade later have autonomous systems more like these to suppress the morons in our population before they're culled.

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