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[–]Smallest_Skil0 points
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Gorilla tape....The strongest tape on earth, can hold your cock securely, but dont take our word for it, listen to michelle obomma. "before gorilla tape my big old cock would sometimes slip out from regular duct tapes and flop around...it was embarrassing. <cue ellen dance tape>. But since switching to gorilla tape, my gorilla cock stays put". Gorilla tape "of course".
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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Gorilla tape....The strongest tape on earth, can hold your cock securely, but dont take our word for it, listen to michelle obomma. "before gorilla tape my big old cock would sometimes slip out from regular duct tapes and flop around...it was embarrassing. <cue ellen dance tape>. But since switching to gorilla tape, my gorilla cock stays put". Gorilla tape "of course".
[–] MAGA_Lion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Actually, gorillas have very small cocks in relation to other bi-pedals like humans. Horses on the other hand...