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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

gorilla tape.

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[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Gorilla tape....The strongest tape on earth, can hold your cock securely, but dont take our word for it, listen to michelle obomma. "before gorilla tape my big old cock would sometimes slip out from regular duct tapes and flop around...it was embarrassing. <cue ellen dance tape>. But since switching to gorilla tape, my gorilla cock stays put". Gorilla tape "of course".