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[–] ButtersThatsMe ago 

Obama in the Marines

HARTMAN:

What's your excuse?

OBAMA:

Sir, excuse for what, sir?

HARTMAN:

I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!

OBAMA:

Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN:

Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?

OBAMA:

Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN:

Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

OBAMA:

Sir, I am, sir!

HARTMAN:

Do I make you nervous?

OBAMA:

Sir!

HARTMAN:

Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!

OBAMA:

Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN:

How tall are you, Private?

OBAMA:

Sir, five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN:

Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

OBAMA:

Sir, yes, sir.

HARTMAN:

Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

OBAMA:

Sir, Kenya, sir!

HARTMAN:

Holy dogshit! Kenya! Only camels and goats come from Kenya , Private Obama! And you don't much look like a camel to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks?

OBAMA:

Sir, yes sir!

HARTMAN:

Are you a peter puffer?

OBAMA:

Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN:

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a country in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give it a reacharound! I'll be watching you!