NSFW Archived Dark and Dirty FBI Agent Joe Pientka Is Under Protective Order - Is He Talking Or Being Protected from Talking? (theawakening)
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NSFW Archived Dark and Dirty FBI Agent Joe Pientka Is Under Protective Order - Is He Talking Or Being Protected from Talking? (theawakening)
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[–] ButtersThatsMe ago
Obama in the Marines
HARTMAN:
What's your excuse?
OBAMA:
Sir, excuse for what, sir?
HARTMAN:
I'm asking the fucking questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
OBAMA:
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN:
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
OBAMA:
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN:
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
OBAMA:
Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN:
Do I make you nervous?
OBAMA:
Sir!
HARTMAN:
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!
OBAMA:
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN:
How tall are you, Private?
OBAMA:
Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN:
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
OBAMA:
Sir, yes, sir.
HARTMAN:
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
OBAMA:
Sir, Kenya, sir!
HARTMAN:
Holy dogshit! Kenya! Only camels and goats come from Kenya , Private Obama! And you don't much look like a camel to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks?
OBAMA:
Sir, yes sir!
HARTMAN:
Are you a peter puffer?
OBAMA:
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN:
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a country in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give it a reacharound! I'll be watching you!