Archived Anyone want to voluteer their COBOL skills to bail out the New Jersey govenor? (knuckledraggin.com)
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Archived Anyone want to voluteer their COBOL skills to bail out the New Jersey govenor? (knuckledraggin.com)
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[–] monsterdoggie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
C ended up being used a lot more widely.
[–] TurquoiseLover 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
COBOL could have done it all but we were too busy paying bill gates for the "latest greatest" which called working storage (and everything else) a different name but was the same thing. I've read how many trillions were wasted on that and then the end result is he owns all your crap (and you pay him billions).
[–] monsterdoggie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Bill Gates sucks. I have Windows 7 and will never downgrade to Windows 10 or Windows anything. When Microsoft support for Windows 7 ended this year, a notice popped up on my screen reminding me, and recommending that I buy a new computer with Windows 10 installed. I click the little check box for "do not remind me again," and dismissed the reminder. Ten seconds later the computer crashed, spontaneously rebooting. Since then it does this every two or three days. If I saw Bill Gates on the street I would beat the shit out of him.