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They'll have fart detectors in cars so they can monitor the methane emissions so they can debit your global credit points account at the gas pump after you scan your thumb print. Then when you say FUCK THIS SHIT and the audio monitor on the gas pump hears you complaining. They'll charge you 14 credit points for cursing. You don't think so ? Pfff. They already have us ringing up and bagging our own groceries. They already have us doing the cashiers job at McDonald's by entering our order into their robot cashiers. Are you seeing it ? Pretty soon we'll be unloading the trucks at the grocery and cooking the hamburger we just ordered while two people who work there are zombied out with the internet wired directly into their brains.
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[–] Geo_synchronous 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They'll have fart detectors in cars so they can monitor the methane emissions so they can debit your global credit points account at the gas pump after you scan your thumb print. Then when you say FUCK THIS SHIT and the audio monitor on the gas pump hears you complaining. They'll charge you 14 credit points for cursing. You don't think so ? Pfff. They already have us ringing up and bagging our own groceries. They already have us doing the cashiers job at McDonald's by entering our order into their robot cashiers. Are you seeing it ? Pretty soon we'll be unloading the trucks at the grocery and cooking the hamburger we just ordered while two people who work there are zombied out with the internet wired directly into their brains.
[–] BadPenny 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
hahahaa for sure