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Conservative Californians, I understand you guys love your communities, but we will need you to relocate ANYWHERE else in the country. Relocation fees will be provided, and any fixed assets you have will be repaid to you at 1.5x the highest market value in the past five years, and job placement will be negotiated, as many corporations will be moving as well. Hell, maybe we can move whole communities to a different location when it is all said and done.
America retains access to vital shipping ports and other assets that are vital to our economy and in return, we will upkeep said ports and assets, leaving you and your shitty ideas out of the picture entirely. In return for this, even though we are literally handing over trillions of dollars of assets to you fuck-wits and shouldn't have to barter, we know you feel entitled to more. So we will also provide protection from any outside threat (Unless they come from the Mexican border of course) to your new country. Not only that, but we will write off all your debt and student loans since we cannot expect you to ever pay that shit anyway. Literal clean slate start, with a free trillion dollars of assets, and you govern yourselves without worry of foreign attacks. Sounds like a dream!
You simply live how you choose, your own economy, free healthcare paid for by the legal folk and given to the illegal fucks. The only stipulation you have is that all the blacks, muslims, and everything in between, are relocated to California to the vacant homes and neighborhoods of the aforementioned conservative whites, and you have to accept any "Americans" who WANT to live there, because they are beyond mentally fucked anyway and we don't want them and y'all should get along just fine. None of this should be an issue because you all think the same.
No longer do you have any say in anything that happens with America. You are now California. You have the opportunity to become the next Japan and invest ALL your money in technology, etc, since you don't have to spend a dime on military.
Sorry for the rant, I was dreaming through my keyboard. New California would fuck it all up within 6 months and those mother fuckers would be hopping the border to AZ and NV within weeks.
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[–] GrizzlyDark ago
Okay fine...let's give them a win.
Conservative Californians, I understand you guys love your communities, but we will need you to relocate ANYWHERE else in the country. Relocation fees will be provided, and any fixed assets you have will be repaid to you at 1.5x the highest market value in the past five years, and job placement will be negotiated, as many corporations will be moving as well. Hell, maybe we can move whole communities to a different location when it is all said and done.
America retains access to vital shipping ports and other assets that are vital to our economy and in return, we will upkeep said ports and assets, leaving you and your shitty ideas out of the picture entirely. In return for this, even though we are literally handing over trillions of dollars of assets to you fuck-wits and shouldn't have to barter, we know you feel entitled to more. So we will also provide protection from any outside threat (Unless they come from the Mexican border of course) to your new country. Not only that, but we will write off all your debt and student loans since we cannot expect you to ever pay that shit anyway. Literal clean slate start, with a free trillion dollars of assets, and you govern yourselves without worry of foreign attacks. Sounds like a dream!
You simply live how you choose, your own economy, free healthcare paid for by the legal folk and given to the illegal fucks. The only stipulation you have is that all the blacks, muslims, and everything in between, are relocated to California to the vacant homes and neighborhoods of the aforementioned conservative whites, and you have to accept any "Americans" who WANT to live there, because they are beyond mentally fucked anyway and we don't want them and y'all should get along just fine. None of this should be an issue because you all think the same.
No longer do you have any say in anything that happens with America. You are now California. You have the opportunity to become the next Japan and invest ALL your money in technology, etc, since you don't have to spend a dime on military.
Sorry for the rant, I was dreaming through my keyboard. New California would fuck it all up within 6 months and those mother fuckers would be hopping the border to AZ and NV within weeks.