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[–] AussieMick17 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Feeling a lot more bettera now SB2 the snow ball is growing. Tried posting a joke but didnt work so thought I would share as we could all use a laugh from time to time so here goes SB2 enjoy Was at the doctors the other day and could nt help over hearing a woman speaking with the nurse as she was a little dishevelled so the nurse asked her "whats the problem?" and the woman replied "I came to the clinic today to have a medical examination done and right at the end when the doctor told me to get dressed he says" "just b4 you put your clothes back on could you go stand in that corner there to our left and touch your toes for me, good, now do the same in that corner to our right please and touch your toes, good, now please if you would do the same in the middle of the same wall and touch your toes please, good, now get dressed and meet the nurse in the waiting area", so the nurse then gently put her hand on the patients shoulder and reassured her by saying "oh dont worry about that the doctor has ordered a white leather couch with pink fluffy cushions and was just wondering where to put it" :D