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[–] mikg 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You know what she said was pretty much the truth right

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[–] verificationist [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know. If her teacher had instead been Einstein he would've understood, though.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not unbelievable. People can be cunts in class.

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[–] Twisterz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

BUT goats can't melt steal beams.

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[–] spookybm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah right, Grandma.
Jetta fuel can't melt steel beams.

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This one is pretty feasible.

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[–] pantamime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Funny story, I went to school with this girl. I remember she kept spouting this Haliburton nonsense and how Dick Cheney was really in control. Well I couldn't take it any more and me and a couple of friends decided to get back at her. I convinced her teacher that we should teach her a lesson so he asked her to stay after class one day when me and couple of my friends were hanging around. Well after we wrestled her down Johnny took a poop on her. Well the teacher was mortified and didn't know what to do. So he just let her go and warned her that he could have kicked her out. Strange thing I got a high mark in that class.

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[–] spookybm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That happened.

Hopefully Johnny realizes that he just committed a sex crime, which can land him on the list and a good chunk of time in prison.