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Easy, lad! First, get certified as a teacher. Second, take a job in a low income, monkey infested high school to "help the kids". Third, have your spirit broken after two years. Fourth, have your heart broken after a three year "relationship". Fifth, after realizing this is your life and that you're too stupid to do anything else, sign away the rest of your life to your failing school and wear a smile every day as you get more and more obese and unhealthy, hoping for death to take you away from the hollow existence you call life.
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[–] Gardmeria ago
Easy, lad! First, get certified as a teacher. Second, take a job in a low income, monkey infested high school to "help the kids". Third, have your spirit broken after two years. Fourth, have your heart broken after a three year "relationship". Fifth, after realizing this is your life and that you're too stupid to do anything else, sign away the rest of your life to your failing school and wear a smile every day as you get more and more obese and unhealthy, hoping for death to take you away from the hollow existence you call life.