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Notepad will now track your keystrokes and start collecting anonymous meta data that will be distributed to multiple sources - source list, still unknown.
Media Player will now enable use of your mic to pick up keywords and phrases, along with logging your semi-anonymous user-meta-data, for ad-based tracking algorithms.
Toilet paper now tracking your diet, will send all collected, user-tagged and geocached meta-third-party-algorithm-collected-beta-hardware-key user management system peta-analysis, pre-rendition post-production collection agency meta-data to GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF.
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[–] FeelinFroggy ago
Notepad will now track your keystrokes and start collecting anonymous meta data that will be distributed to multiple sources - source list, still unknown.
Media Player will now enable use of your mic to pick up keywords and phrases, along with logging your semi-anonymous user-meta-data, for ad-based tracking algorithms.
Toilet paper now tracking your diet, will send all collected, user-tagged and geocached meta-third-party-algorithm-collected-beta-hardware-key user management system peta-analysis, pre-rendition post-production collection agency meta-data to GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF.