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[–] Tallest_Skil 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Smaller issue first: It's placed in a location that you absolutely positively will unintentionally hit a hundred times a day

Where the fuck is it?

Let's say your laptop froze due to a software issue (like sometimes keyboard stops working after suspend in Linux). You press the power button - nothing happens. You hold it X second - nothing happens. You hold it X+1 seconds - screen goes blank.

Isn’t there a standardized length of time to enforce a hard shut down? 10 seconds, right?

You hold it Y seconds - the screen turns on, it didn't reset.

Oh right, you guys have your power buttons ALSO sleep the computer. That’s nuts.

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[–] videocodec 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That keyboard totally isn't stolen from Apple

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[–] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I dunno; Apple wasn’t the first to do a chiclet, just the first to do it extremely well. And then royally fuck it up. Fuck it up so hard, in fact, that they backpedalled completely and are still going to face a class action lawsuit over it. Steve’s dead, so Apple is too.

But yeah, every phone and laptop for the last 10 years have basically been Apple design ripoffs.

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[–] libman [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where the fuck is it?

Right side, half an inch away from the front - exactly where you'd hold the laptop / tablet with the right hand.

Isn’t there a standardized length of time to enforce a hard shut down? 10 seconds, right?

I'm not crazy, it's behavior is unpredictable.

Oh right, you guys have your power buttons ALSO sleep the computer. That’s nuts.

That's the smaller fraction of the problem. It also doesn't turn on until you hold the power button a random number of seconds, and there's no indication on the screen if it's on, off, turning on, or still turning off...

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[–] Tallest_Skil 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Right side, half an inch away from the front

I’d take Jonathan Ive’s anorexic abominations over that any day...