[–] anoncastillo 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Fuck, we really are gonna have to become killer clown rainbow Nazis at this rate.

[–] gonight 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

The memes don't lie.

[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

God damn it you guys I don't want to be a juggalo I hate those fucking assholes and all of their tweaker followers so goddamn much

[–] SonofSuebi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

so we steal their look. turn the juggalo makeup into "alt right" expression and many of them will either join us (low iq fodder) or cease.

[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Luckily I look good in make up

[–] SonofSuebi ago 

october 2016 all over again.

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

So you either get your face tracked by Skynet, or you have to look like an edgelord faggot.

There is no winning move here.

[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not to play?

[–] weredawg 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the problem: you can't just not play.

[–] StrangeThingsAfoot ago 

Well, you could wear blackface

[–] LDIP 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Soooo we must create a clown world?

[–] herbalism 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The clownworld is already here. Just gotta put on the makeup, wig and a big red nose. HONK HONK brother.

[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

basically, theres other articles out there basically explaining the same thing.

[–] gazillions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Faux Juggaloes should be the next thing until we delete the occupying forces.

Instead of make up, you could probably use the ends of painted plastic cups glued on your face with Gum Arabic or whatever actors use to stick stuff on themselves. So much for Apple's extreme creepiness.

[–] CarthOSassy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"spirit gum"

I think spirit means it contains alcohol or something

[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Could always use cut up sticker material.

[–] gazillions 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe. I think you need some dimension to it for the apple spy cams.. Put stuffing of some sort under the stickers? Better yet, we should go after apple and put them in jail for the rest of their lives, or whatever else we normally do to occupying soldiers that are brought down.

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

it also blocks any vagina that you wish to penetrate.

[–] AdmiralEnchilada 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When hatchet men come to the rescue

[–] Merchant_Menace 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ahem Honk. Honk.

[–] PorterRockwell 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking facial recognition technology, how does it work?

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