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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

M$: Tell me about why you're a good fit for the job.

A: I'm a woman and it's time. I'm black so I'm a great affirmative action hire. I also believe I can help make your source code gender neutral.

M$: what technology are you good at?

A: Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram and youtube.

M$: Lol, I thought you were going to say Facebook.

A: Lol, Facebook is for old people. My dad uses that.

M$: Do you know Office or Visual Studio?

A: No.

M$: Suppose I want you to do research?

A: I'll ask Siri. Siri and I will find you all the answers.

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[–] dangerous_ai 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

You've got the job, welcome to Clown World.