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[–] SkunKaPe 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Why not have each partner bring along a "second", same as in a duel, that acts as a witness and makes sure everything's on the up-and-up. So to speak.

Whether your second is obliged to jump in and finish the job if you are incapacitated (as they would in a duel) is another matter.

"Take ten paces, turn and fuck!"


[–] BlackstaffMacCleod 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is bloody brilliant. Instead of a stunt-cock we have a second-cock (and/or vagina). Wingmen now have a greater purpose than merely distracting the targets protective brood.


[–] vertex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Those are some great ideas.

If I may expand on that a bit: I think there should be some sort of coach that could send the wingman/girl in if the main fucker is getting tired or injured and needs to be replaced. The coach could also shout helpful advice and have water bottles, towels and ice packs ready in case they are needed.

There also needs to be a referee to make sure no one attempts anything illegal, like an unapproved position for example. The referee could issue disciplinary measures like a 20-second time-out for triggering behavior.