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[–] SkunKaPe 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Why not have each partner bring along a "second", same as in a duel, that acts as a witness and makes sure everything's on the up-and-up. So to speak.

Whether your second is obliged to jump in and finish the job if you are incapacitated (as they would in a duel) is another matter.

"Take ten paces, turn and fuck!"

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[–] BlackstaffMacCleod 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is bloody brilliant. Instead of a stunt-cock we have a second-cock (and/or vagina). Wingmen now have a greater purpose than merely distracting the targets protective brood.

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[–] vertex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Those are some great ideas.

If I may expand on that a bit: I think there should be some sort of coach that could send the wingman/girl in if the main fucker is getting tired or injured and needs to be replaced. The coach could also shout helpful advice and have water bottles, towels and ice packs ready in case they are needed.

There also needs to be a referee to make sure no one attempts anything illegal, like an unapproved position for example. The referee could issue disciplinary measures like a 20-second time-out for triggering behavior.

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[–] buttlet 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I really feel sorry for young people today. Sex and relationships have always been tricky to navigate, but I don't remember it being this complicated when I was young.

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[–] bill.lee [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My thought as well. I think the inverse effect of all these measures is a new age Puritanism.

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[–] buttlet 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Who would have thought the far left would turn into such prudes? I know about the no true scotsman fallacy, but I question if the new lefts idea of liberalism has any relation to mine.

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[–] DingleMyCringle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't exactly date much... at all. But part of the reason is I feel so out of the loop. I'm 29 and feel like I got trapped between generations here, especially with how hard TV and the internet sells casual hook ups and flings. So I've given up and just got a couple of dogs and cats.

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[–] buttlet 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Finding happiness with yourself is the first step to finding it with someone else. Media is always focused on teenagers and young adults, the internet even more so. They sell mindless sex because young people that don't even know who they are yet think that's what life is all about. I don't think its truly reflective what most people want out of life.

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[–] bill.lee [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I thought of that skit as I was reading the article. Dude's ahead of his time.

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[–] Schrodingers_Spy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

But does it come with a breathalyser?

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[–] neverenuff 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Except I thought that consent can be withdrawn at any time? Am I wrong?

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[–] BlackstaffMacCleod 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They need to mod the app. You have to keep your finger pressed on a button the entire time during intercourse. If your finger leaves the button at any time consent will be considered to be withdrawn and the app will automatically notify the police that rape is occurring. To successfully end intercourse you have to use a second finger to press a separate button without removing your finger from the consent button, so that there are no accidental successful conclusions to intercourse.

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[–] X____sign_here____ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Except I thought that consent can be withdrawn at any time? Am I wrong?

Some SJW's say it can be withdrawn after the fact, months or years later.

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[–] cinderblock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, you're not wrong, it would just become very difficult to prove. If you are recorded as consenting, but then no evidence you changed your mind, that's gonna get hairy.

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[–] robmyers 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You're not. A system like this is pretty much unworkable even if you add in Bluetooth EEGs

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[–] Uni 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I usually just bring my lawyer along. We establish some boundaries, sign a few contracts, and he watches over the while thing to make sure it's legal.

It usually doesn't take more than a few weeks.

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[–] former-reddit-user 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

All that work for 5 minutes... wow. ;)

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[–] ShangriLa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure the app is meant to only record you and your sexual partner both agreeing that it is consensual. Not to record the whole actual activity.

I mean I suppose the government could use that to spy on people but I don't know what they would gain from it.

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[–] hexydes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Blackmail?

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[–] The_Borax_Kid 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How is this different than taking a regular video?

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[–] fourthcoming 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What a time to be alive!

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