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[–] Ex-Redditor 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Tell her there is a staircase to the ceo's office and she has to climb them standing upright and unassisted..

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[–] lemon11 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is the joke that builds new headquarter buildings.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Make that staircase lead straight to prison.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Better yet, tell her the old hag she has to pay income taxes on her salary/benefits and that her accepting the job will trigger a complete IRS audit of her entire life and all her financial connections.

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[–] HersheysKisses [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

MASS EXODUS haha

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[–] Ex-Redditor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] silvershark 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Not smart enough to be a CEO though.

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[–] RoundWheel 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She only wants access to control people. Talent has nothing to do with it.

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[–] CowboyXero 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh please let this happen so I can watch the plummeting and subsequent de-listing of Facebook from the Stock Market!

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[–] fuckyoutooo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How's Verrit working out for you bitch?

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[–] biaxident 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That position is already occupied by a jewish cyborg, but i heard hell is hiring

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[–] green_man 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Aside from being evil incarnate, what else qualifies her for this position?

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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Isn't that the only qualification?

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She has accomplices that help her who later commit suicide.

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[–] Islamiscancer 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

she is 100% qualified for the position.

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[–] livinlizard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Let them eat each other.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have good qualifications: I lied to all of America for 30 years, murdered my accomplices and never went to prison for my malfeasance.

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