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[–] Corpsedusk 7 points 106 points (+113|-7) ago 

Then stop fucking computers.

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[–] wifblat 3 points 15 points (+18|-3) ago 

That's not what that dongle is for!

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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It is if you're brave enough.

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[–] harmlessgryphon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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[–] mkoxbg 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] chryseos-geckota 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

If it isn't, then you aren't using it right. And if it's wrong, the forbidden nature of it makes it that much more fun

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[–] Doglegwarrior 5 points 0 points (+5|-5) ago 

How the fuck does this retarded comment get 94 upvoates! Wtf is going on around here.. one stupid fucking one liner joke gets 94 upvoats... no one thinks thatsvweird.. reddit style joke threads gettint massive up voats

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[–] kcamstar 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Pull your panties out of your crack and relax a bit there slicer.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Considering the nature of OPs post, I am not surprised a joke response gets a lot of upvoats. This is less about technology and more about OP ranting and whining.

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[–] xobodox 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Why the f'k are you so concerned about upvoats? You're some kind of faggot that belongs on Rebbit.

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[–] BlockMe 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

OP's dick must be mighty slim to fit in that slot.

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[–] friendshipistragic 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Damnit. You beat me to it.

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[–] Octocopter 1 points 50 points (+51|-1) ago 

"getting pussy online has never been harder" son you got problems other than computers.

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[–] yewotm8 2 points 28 points (+30|-2) ago 

"Sex workers", just call them whores you fucking soyboy

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

"Sex workers" A vagina the public uses. Jesus the thought is revolting.

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[–] Girthcontrol 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago  (edited ago)

soyboy

I'm used to seeing it autofiltered to basedboy. Yay voat!

edit: Lol, I think the downvoaters were thinking I was criticising voat. The opposite in fact.

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[–] lemon11 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

Legal, legal, social, legal and social, social, social and business, and eternal september (social). None of these are technical problems, they're social and legal problems.

But there are technical solutions. Distributed, anonymous networks could be uncensorable. It doesn't make people any less terrible, but it allows for freer communication.

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[–] Der_Untergang 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

hey how about we all be adults and acknowledge that your response is pretty accurate.

[–] [deleted] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] srgmpdns 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think 'cultural problems' might be a better term, but you're absolutely right.

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[–] Sandmich 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But the technical side is probably the most disappointing. Computers are doing pretty much the same thing (if that) they did 15 years ago but they move like crap considering the hardware that is supposedly under the hood. Everything has been virtualized/abstracted/sandboxed to the point that the true speed of a system can't be found unless you boot up some thin-kernel, text interface OS to find out.

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[–] lemon11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We can build it better. We have the technology.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

It all went south when normies started using it. Fuck Steve Jobs for the iPhone.

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[–] 12787072 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The original "me too" movement was when AOL made newsgroups available to normies.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

meh, not really. The internet was awesome until the influx of millions of casuals and their fucking feelings.

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[–] LiterallyPrepared 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] malloryquinn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Living in the eternal September sucks.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yep and how they let children on it too, the internet is no place for some one 17 and younger.

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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sure it is, if you are a responsible parent.

Why would you deny endless knowledge to your kid? I would be retired by now if I had the modern internet as a kid.

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[–] PhillyNekim 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

If it wasn't for the iPhone the internet still probably wouldn't be in wide use

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[–] Dkeere 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I work in relatively high end IT. I fucking hate computers too.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It is amazing how much shit there is, even besides MS Windows. I was on a website that would not allow spaces in a credit card number. I learned to remove spaces in BASIC in high school. We have too many idiots programming.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

bad programmers, programming is far to accessible now.

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[–] yacebot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am not the best programmer by any means, but yes there's several ways to skin that cat. From regex to a Jquery lib ands tons more. But shocking to see what gets accepted as production use.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

website that would not allow spaces

JavaScript, client side would clean that up. It is actually important to show the spaces on the form because human nature does the blocks of 4 digits. Carts get abandoned if awkward.

Create a JavaScript EventListener that binds to the form and then use a regular expression to detect and wipe out any whitespace characters in the card number input just before submit.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Some fucking idiot sent this gem into production the other day:

if [ 1 -eq 1 ]

Unsurprisingly, the application did not function properly. That test was supposed to be replaced before release.

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[–] the_sharpest_knife 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Computers are sick of you fucking them.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They didn't say 0.

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't get me started on quantum computers

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

what you're describing is corruption. you've just correctly identified that the society and culture you live in is currently in a very corrupted state. this is a really great thing to realize, quantfag. 90% of problem solving is identifying the issue.

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[–] yacebot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Time to fdisk our out-grown society model from the post WWII era, and reinstall with a modern, lightweight but slightly more buggy version. If only there was a .deb for government.

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[–] NotALawyer 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Government is not the problem, real, economic power has shifted to unaccountable corporations who now hold more power than ever in history. First, people need to realize governments are powerless against overgrown megacorps, their bribery and money. Did you know Federal us bank is private corporation?

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[–] albatrosv15 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

90% of problem solving is identifying the issue.

So how do we solve the "zionists are destroying the civilization" problem? I have known that for some time now.

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Help others identify the problem

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

you know the answer goy

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[–] trusty_thor 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

PornHub is still the bomb tho!

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