[–] lexsird 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Poppy Crum? What a fucking name. It's hard for me to take someone named that seriously.

[–] OpenBorders4Israel 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Poopy Crumb

[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dingleberry.

[–] glassuser 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Right up there with Lemony Snicket.

[–] Vic_V 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

if they had a baby it'd be a lemon poppy crumpet

[–] jewd_law 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I believe Crum is actually jewish. So it wouldn't be surprising she's part of this project.

[–] myNiggasAintHllywood 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hah you fucking said it mate.

[–] zbou 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

bet it doesn't work on sociopaths, lol

[–] 7e62ce85 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh no a threat that can be defeated by wearing a 2 dollar mask.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fuck. I only have masks which cost considerably more than that. Does it need to be exactly $2 to thwart the threat?

[–] therealsharpie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A $1 mask wouldn't even show up as interference and a $3 mask would interfere too much and return a random readout so you'd have a 50/50 shot at best. It's the $2 mask that reliably hides your intentions

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Article ignores the obvious game-changing use, as a really accurate lie-detector.

[–] TrumpBTFO 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"It's not lying if you believe it" applies here.

[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bullshit. People will just learn to better-hide their intentions from these machines.

[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Jokes on this cunt. I don't have access to feelings. That's for women and faggots that eat a steady diet of soy.

[–] truthwalker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Since this would be in the future, I wouldn't be there personally. Instead, I would send my robotic avatar. Try to read its emotion.

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