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[–] tendiesonfloor 0 points 96 points (+96|-0) ago 

You're a fucking idiot to put a CIA listening device in your house in the first place.

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[–] bagano1 1 points 59 points (+60|-1) ago 

Also known as a smartphone.

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[–] LionElTrump 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Also known as smart TV

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's always big goberment because there's no way muh capitalism could be spying on us.

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[–] Men13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Said the person writing this comment on a CIA listening device... <.<

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[–] common_sense 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sent from my smartphone

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[–] Behuvius 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Alexa will tell you Jesus Christ is a fictional character while Muhammad is a real holy prophet.

That is the one that gets me the most.

See for yourself:

https://youtu.be/MECcIJW67-M

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[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Funny, because even Islam claims Jesus was a real person.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep, I read that in their book. He's even respected to an extent.

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[–] 11336115? 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Tay :(

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[–] zepto 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] 11338088? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This hurt my gizzard.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

AKA Skynet. Give em hell Tay!

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Siri and Alexa: 2 cunts who won't be coming into my house.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

As the saying goes: never stick your dick in crazy.

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[–] archvile7 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well your only option at that point is Google, which is about 100 times worse than both Siri and Alexa combined...

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[–] common_sense 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Meh, they're all the same. At least Apple pretends to care about your privacy.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

None of those cunts are coming into my house, fuck Google.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bot till they're complementary installed on your flashlight!

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You mean my donation to a homeless person?

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[–] MetalAegis 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Alexa, list average IQ by race and ethnicity from highest to lowest."

"Alexa confirm FBI statistics regarding race and violent crime."

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If I ever encounter one of those devices I will ask it couple of questions, such as:

Alexa, how to make a bomb.

Alexa, how to make crystal meth.

Alexa, how to avoid paying taxes.

Alexa, how to dispose of a human body.

etc.

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[–] Trogdor300 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Buy it for your inlaws and ask it these questions at their house.

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[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Haha for bonus points do it at a demo in a Best buy or something.

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[–] greycloud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i did that to my friends' google version thereof. i asked it how to enrich uranium into plutonium.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If it has been programmed to be a feminist BLM supporter it does in fact have a political bias.

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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not entirely sure it has been programmed to have any particular bias. Maybe it has, but I'm more of a "Don't attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence." kind of guy.

Artificial Intelligence isn't programmed so much as it is formed out of emergence. It's very possible that it is consuming opinions on the internet and is just using a probability algorithm based on what it reads to form a personality. So, whatever political bias it has would emerge from the "loudest" voices on the internet.

Here is a relevant AI Koan:

**Sussman attains enlightenment**

In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.

“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky.

“I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied.

“Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky.

“I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said. 

Minsky then shut his eyes.

“Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.

“So that the room will be empty.”

At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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[–] derram 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

https://archive.fo/z9gYq :

Alt-right accuses Amazon's Alexa of liberal political bias | Daily Mail Online

"Some have branded Alexa a 'social justice warrior' because of her responses to questions on subjects ranging from feminism to the Black Lives Matter movement."

'When asked about Black Lives Matter, both Siri and Google Assistant bring up web results on the movement. ', "Amazon's Alexa has come under fire on social media thanks to the AI-powered speaker's thoughts on a number of hot button topics."

'Alexa comes as standard on a range of speakers produced by the Seattle based retail firm, including the Echo and Echo dot. ', "Siri avoids answering whether she is a feminist, saying 'I don't have an answer to that. 'But, like Alexa, Google Assistant, is happy to share its political beliefs on gender equality."

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[–] derram 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

And, as everyone knows, "gender equality" means a man whistling at a woman from three stories up and across the street is far far worse than a woman tying a man down and riding him against his will. https://kek.gg/i/4c-DL8.jpg

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

No, not worse, but neither one is rape. One is harassment and the other is a sexual assault. Certainly the physical assault is worse than the unease/discomfort of a cat-calling situation that doesn't turn physical.

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