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[–] hardshaft 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

No surprise! Have you tried dating a "normal" human lately?

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[–] Hmmm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's sad but you are right. Most human beings(both male and female) are repulsive. And I'm not talking about their faces or bodies.

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[–] porkings 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

To darn liberal if you ask me. What with their child labor and age of consent laws.

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[–] redgreenpill 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"You are loving an artifact that can’t love you back, and the best they can do is fake it."

Ironically this describes a lot of women too.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Every time I hear "Will I still be your Superman", I think of that special forces soldier's wife that walked out on his family after he became a paraplegic in the line of duty

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Don't think I've read about that one, but she sounds like the worst kind of degenerate cunt imaginable.

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[–] vonclausewitz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or how about this famous photo of a POW reunited with his family.

Here's the backstory: tl;dr he spent six years in captivity, during which time his wife happily collected and spent 100% of his pay ...while she fucked other men. Then she gets a telegram saying that he's going to be released from captivity and will be coming home. Then (when she knew he was coming home) then she wrote him a letter telling him that the marriage was over. This poor fucker got let out of a POW camp and then got a "dear john" letter before even making it back to US soil.

Now, this was back before the days of no-fault divorce, so you might think at the very least he could get cut loose from her without having to pay - because the divorce court is going to see that she's awful and give her nothing, right? Nope. She got 43% of his retirement.

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

or the marine who ended up severely disfigured after a fire. wag vowed to stick by him and married him anyway, well before the healing, rehab, and fact that soldiers dont get brand new faces from the worlds best plastic surgeons.

even the wedding pics you can see the utter horror in her face. it didnt work out. he ended up committing suicide.

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[–] illop 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Futurama already covered this and it is "Robosexual".

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[–] curiouserdude 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

James Corbet said recently that he and other people are getting banned from youtube for criticising the recent trend of viewing robots as human beings with rights. For example, people are starting to talk about whether you can rape a sex robot! I think that's the next big push. Any robot with a face will have human rights. When they get strong AI going the elites will slowly start pushing "inferior" humans out of everything while trying to make people feel guilty about being mean to robots. Totally crazy!

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They rebelled.

They evolved.

They look and feel human.

Some are programmed to think they are human.

There are many copies.

And they have a plan...

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

donk donk donk, donk donk dodonkdonk...

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Until they can prove sentience then ain't no robot gettin my respect.

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[–] prairie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I doubt the robots would go complaining, though. Maybe the metal knights would go snooping with the robot's cameras and report rapes of them.

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[–] ZenAtheist 7 points 10 points (+17|-7) ago 

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[–] Mikel777 6 points 8 points (+14|-6) ago  (edited ago)

This is true. But what can be done? Modern women are fucking toxic and dangerous. You can't expect men to just give up biology, they need an sex outlet and companion. Robots are all there is for them.

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[–] ViciousRetard 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Just shame them into not being toxic.

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[–] curiouserdude 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Import a wife from South America. Stay away from uneducated and or extremely poor women, many have no scruples. However, the thing about South America is the intelligent educated white women still have traditional moral values and will treat you like a human being.

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[–] AnarchicAlpaca 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

Or we can Not do that. Ever.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

digisexuals

Robot traps are still gay.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Im going to be the first robot serial killer.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I didn't even realise that you were a robot!

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[–] ViciousRetard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Robohoes beware

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[–] InfoTeddy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

oy vey, goyim, these goy need to live alone with their plastic hunks of junk and need to stop breeding! i can't let you go around killing these robots!

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[–] KILLtheRATS 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Watch me!

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[–] MrPim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I dont think robot fuckers bond w their augmented fleshlight.

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[–] Tom_Spanx 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

People bonded with their shitty first-generation Roombas

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[–] Fuzzycrumpkin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

People bonded with their pet rocks...

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[–] fartyshorts 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

In the biblical sense?

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